Sunday 18 January 2009

The Kong Journal, Dec. 6

After the graphic novel fury of last week Kong citizens have been quiet and started to hunt for Christmas turkey. Citizen Gilmann has started thrashing his way through chapter 2 of Edward and citizen Geo has been bending more frequencies for the EP Gaper. It was reported that citizen K. has now discovered the content of television and mastered the ancient technique of the back hook swirl stitch. A method only known to few and highly dangerous if in the wrong fingers.
Other citizens have been quite happy to stroll through the streets of 6.1.3. looking at other citizens looking at them. Citizen Cha commented that more and more mothers are renting hotel rooms for an hour or two just to get in touch with themselves. Citizen Geo thought this comment would make a great setting for the wankachief campaign. Especially after the prominent interest in the product by a mother of three.